i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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