I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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