ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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