girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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