If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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