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(925): View more from California

I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.

(916): View more from California

You're drunk. Make complete sentences.

(925): View more from California

It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.

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(718): View more from New York

"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.

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(989): View more from Michigan

It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again

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(773): View more from Illinois

I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis

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