Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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