so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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