This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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