You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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