I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just google imaged poop.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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