brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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