Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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