I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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