the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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