i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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