I smell stomach acid.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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