This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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