How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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