Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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