my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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