so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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