I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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