No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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