make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
You're breaking my sexual little heart
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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