Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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