He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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