I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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