Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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