The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
