Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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