I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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