Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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