the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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