I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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