omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
