C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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