I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Dick very happy bro
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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