it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Small penises have feelings too.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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