well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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