So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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