id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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