How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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