I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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