I need help removing her.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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