Porn is love you can see.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
