Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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