And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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