im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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