piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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