i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
