Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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