Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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