we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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