I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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