I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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