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He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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