Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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