you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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