My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I FOUND THE LEGS
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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