I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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