You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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